Why Do Strange Things Happen to Me?

I just got a new toothbrush last week. I've been using it daily, as most of us usually do. Well, this morning, as I'm brushing my teeth, half of the bristles fell out into my mouth. I mean really! Does that really happen to anyone? I'm standing there with a mouthful of toothpaste and toothbrush bristles and wondering if I have a "Please let something weird happen to me" sign on my back!